打字错误与语法错误
"Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."
"Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
"I am a rabid typist."
"Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
"After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided4 to pursue a new line of work."
"Accounting5 cleric."
"As indicted6, I have over five years of experience analyzing7 investments."
"Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."
"Suspected to graduate early next year."
"Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
"Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
"Accomplishments8: Oversight9 of entire department."
"Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
"Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."
不应有的幽默
"Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
"Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting."
"But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing10 that is second nature."
"I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
"My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company in particular."
"Title: Another resume from the Profiles in Excellence11 series."
"Also Known As: Mr. Productivity, Mr. Clever, Mr.Fix-it."
"Trustworthy references available upon request-if I give them a few bucks12."
"Lets meet so you can ooh and ahh over my experience."
