You, I will hate forever.
And you -- are fired.
You fire me because
I m going out with Susan?
And before you start whining,
dating her is punishment enough. Save it.
I suppose I could tell her
you threw yourself at me.
You were lonely, begged to have dinner
and I took pity on you.
Excuse me, but that
makes it sound like it was my fault.
You can t possibly blame me!
I didn t fire you.
Right. You just chose not to tell me
Edie would be insanely mad if I went out with you.
Slow down, you re driving too fast.
This is between you and Edie.
I just got sucked into the drama.
I bet you tell yourself that all the time.
What does that mean?
You didn t get "sucked into the drama".
You wouldn t fight her today.
That s not true.
You spent the last hour
obsessing over your ex-boyfriend,
even though he s a sketchy1 ex-con
who probably strangled your neighbor.
No, he didn t.
And Edie told you not to go out with me.
But did you listen? No.
You saw the potential for disaster,
and you couldn t resist getting in there.
OK, Mr "Let s just have fun,
cause I m the charming casual contractor2" Man.
You chased me,
so own it, my friend!
You didn t get that tire fixed3, did you.
I was meaning to.
I guess I do invite the drama in.
Just a little.
...yesterday with investor4 confidence higher...
Tom, am I a bad person?
No, why would you say that?
I don t know. I guess I just have it in my head
that only bad people break up marriages
and offend the handicapped.
I did try to warn you.
Why do I do it?
This compulsion to stick my nose
where it doesn t belong.
You re just looking out for your friend.
A lot of good it did her.
At least you tried.
I admire you for that.
Hey. I m the guy who let Dennis badmouth his wife.
"Let em have it."
That s me. Never afraid to create a scene.
My point is:
You have a strong sense of what is right.
And you re not afraid to act on it.
And I admire you for that.
You know what I admire you for?
You find the way to compliment me
when you could say, "I told you so."
You just signed "I told you so,"
didn t you?
You ll never prove it.
Thanks for coming in, Mrs Sol?s.
I beleive you ve met Nurse Heisel?