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老师与学生英语课堂笑话原文
On my first day of classes at my University I took a front-row seat in my literature course.
The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. Then he ambled over to the lectern, took out his class book and began, "Baker, Black, Brooks, Carter, Cook..."
I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. The student in back of me whispered, "He s taking attendance."
老师与学生英语课堂笑话中文翻译
大学的第一天，文学课我坐在了前排。
教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书，他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。随后他缓步走上讲台，拿出课本，开始念：“贝克、布莱克、布鲁斯、卡特、库克……”
为了写下所有的名字，我不得不疯狂地做着记录，这时我感觉有人轻轻地拍我肩膀。坐在我后面的学生悄悄告诉我：“他在点名呢。”
老师与学生英语课堂笑话幽默词汇点睛
literature n. 文学，文学作品
be responsible for 须负责任，承担责任
author n. 作者
amble v. 乘骑缓行或漫步，徐行
lectern n. 讲台
feverishly adv. 兴奋地
tap v. 轻叩
attendance n. 出席，到场，参加，出席人数
老师与学生英语课堂笑话幽默语法分析
1. The professor told us we would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose. 教授告诉我们这学期必须得读五本书，他提供我们可供选择的作者名单。
解析 这个句子比较长，结构比较复杂，但只要找出句子的主干，也就不难分析句子成分了。这句话的主干是The professor told us…。us后面的内容都是told的宾语，其中we would be responsible for reading five books是省略了that的宾语从句，在宾语从句that he would provide us with a list of authors from which we could choose中又包含了一个由介词from+which引导的非限制性定语从句，修饰a list of authors。
2. I was working feverishly to get down all the names when I felt a tap on my shoulder. 为了写下所有的名字，我不得不疯狂地做着记录，这时我感觉有人轻轻地拍我肩膀。
解析 这是一个由when引导的时间状语从句，表示做记录的动作和感觉有人轻轻地拍我肩膀的动作同时发生。例如：
I ll call you when I get there. 我一到那里就给你打电话。
Don t get excited when you talk. 你说话时别激动。
