You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She s 97 today and we don t know where the hell1 she is. -- Ellen DeGeneres
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. -- Jean Kerr
I m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. -- Carol Leifer
A multiple2 personality is in a certain sense normal. -- George H. Mead3
I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes. -- Richard Nixon, U.S. President
I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting. -- Mark Twain
You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you ll be afraid to cough. -- Pearl Williams
