Nobody ever died of laughter. -- Max Beerbohm
He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news. -- Bertolt Brecht
Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. -- Anthony Burgess
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort
In the end, everything is a gag. -- Charlie Chaplin
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke. -- Terry Cohen
If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes. -- Bob Edwards
He who laughs last didn t get it. -- Helen Giangregorio
Nothing shows a man s character more than what he laughs at. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing. -- Clive James
Learn to laugh at your troubles and you ll never run out of things to laugh at. -- Lyn Karol
Now is the time for all good men to come to. -- Walt Kelly
Washington is a city of Southern efficiency and Northern charm. -- John F. Kennedy
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die. -- Abraham Lincoln
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. -- W. Somerset Maugham
He who laughs, lasts. -- Mary Pettibone Poole
Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained. -- John Powell
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. -- Will Rogers
He who laughs last thinks slowest. -- Seen on a bumper1 sticker
When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. -- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973
That is the best -- to laugh with someone because you think the same things are funny. -- Gloria Vanderbilt
This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel. -- Horace Walpole
Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue. -- Virginia Woolf
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. -- ee cummings
