Preston: Oh, hogwash!
Garfield: Huh?
Preston: I tell you, this cat is mocking us at every turn.
Winston: Preston, calm yourself. We re only doing what is best for everybody.
Preston: How much longer must we sustain this charade1? I can t believe this cat is so stupid as to think he s actually royalty2.
Winston: Well, he does, and house cat or not, we need him.
Garfield: Wha...? House cat?
Winston: Just have a little patience.
Preston: Patience? Ha! Admit it, Winston. This buffoon3 couldn t groom4 the paws of a real king.
Garfield: Buffoon?!
Garfield: Golly, this is without a doubt my all-time crummiest moment. Huh? Jon. Man, I ve been such a stupid, selfish cat. I ve lost my friend. I ve got to find him.
Guide: The original medieval kitchen has stood on this site since 1485...
Dargis: Yes, yes, it s big. It s old and it s musty.
Guide: Uh, Lord Dargis, uh, please meet the tour group from the Royal Animal Conservancy.
Dargis: Oh! By all means, save the little darlings. That s my motto. Big fan of Free Willy, Born Free, all the free movies. Bravo! Now off you go.
Guide: If you come this way, we ll visit some of the underground passages, one of which...
Dargis: Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.
Liz: Thank you. It s, it s beautiful.
Dargis: Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor5 fox hunting? Unless, of course, in self-defense.
Liz: Bye.
Dargis: If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?
Liz: Liz.
Dargis: Ah, the same as our own dear queen. Cordial? One question, Liz.
Garfield: Liz?
Dargis: What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?
Liz: Um... Thank you?
Dargis: Mm! But how would you say it?
Garfield: That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.
Dargis: Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?
Garfield: Nobody hits on my best friend s girlfriend... and succeeds.
妙语佳句，活学活用
1. at every turn
意思是“Everywhere; also, continually, at every moment”，例如：
We met with kindness at every turn. 我们总能遇到好人。
Life holds surprises at every turn. 生活总是充满惊奇的事情。
“Turn”在这里并不是指方向的改变，而是指事件的改变，这个片语通常都表示夸大的意味。
2. Bravo
这是个西班牙语，表示赞许，例如：The girl dances very well. The audience shouts: Bravo!
3. that makes two of you
意思就是“something is... and so are you”，在这个片段里的意思就是：The castle is beautiful and you re beautiful, too.
That makes two of 后面的you还可以换成us，表示“I agree, me too我也是这么认为的”，例如：
---I m sure it s going to rain.--That makes two of us.
这个you还可以换成them，表示“他们也是……”。
4. hit on
俚语，意思是“to make persistent6 sexual advances to someone, especially unwanted ones，骚扰，勾引”，例如：You can t go into that bar without being hit on.
Hit on 还有一个意思是“发现”，例如：I ve hit upon a solution to this problem.
