I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been. -- Wayne Gretzky
People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don t realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created. -- Seen on a bumper4 sticker
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. -- Roger Simon
When the going gets weird5, the weird turn pro6. -- Hunter S. Thompson
Golf is a good walk spoiled. -- Mark Twain
Football incorporates the two worst elements of American society: violence punctuated7 by committee meetings. -- George F. Will, journalist, political commentator8, 1994
Books had instant replay long before televised sports. -- Bern Williams
There s a fine line between fishing and standing9 on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright
