I married beneath me. All women do. -- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him. -- Cher
Women: If they re not turning down your proposals for marriage, they re accusing you of suspicious behavior in the women s lingerie changing room. -- Cliff Clavin, character on "Cheers", U.S. Television show
Heav n hath no rage like love to hatred1 turn d, Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorn d. -- William Congreve
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others. -- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can t set it right in the course of an afternoon. -- Giraudoux
The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart2, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas
The promises of maniacs3, like those of women, are not safely relied upon. -- Joseph Heller, God Knows
Woman was God s second mistake. -- Friedrich Nietzsche
If women didn t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. -- Aristotle Onassis
Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt
I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber
I myself have never been able to find out precisely4 what feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist5 whenever I express sentiments that differentiate6 me from a doormat. -- Rebecca West, 1913
I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman. -- Virginia Woolf
