Coffee is a beverage1 that puts one to sleep when not drank. -- Alphonse Allais
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid. -- Richard Braunstein
If the headache would only precede the intoxication2, alcoholism would be a virtue3. -- Samuel Butler
I m like old wine. They don t bring me out very often, but I m well preserved. -- Rose Kennedy, family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant
I drink no more than a sponge. -- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v.
There s too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper4 sticker
Work is the curse of the drinking class. -- Oscar Wilde
