Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac3. -- George Carlin
A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston Pass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout4 for 16 hardened criminals. -- Ronnie Corbett
They think they can make fuel from horse manure5.... Now, I don t know if your car will be able to get 30 miles to the gallon, but it s sure gonna put a stop to siphoning. -- Billie Holliday
