In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls. -- Lenny Bruce
Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. -- Anton Chekhov
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst1, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995
Laywers, I suppose, were children once. -- Charles Lamb
Lawyers are... operators of the toll2 bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass. -- Jane Bryant Quinn
If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers? -- Calvin Trillin